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Hi there bit@hes!
I just got your cookbook, and can’t wait to send it to my boyfriend who is serving in the Army in Afghanistan. It seems to be something that will make him (and the other guys) laugh out loud and ease their stress some.
Many thanks, and Happy Holi”daze”!