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Ok, since you are all such crappy little homecooks, I thought you could use some pointers. The oven isn’t just a place to store your dish towels, pots and pans, or even your sex toys. Here are some lessons so that you can quit yer damn whining and get your bit@h-ass in the kitchen!

 

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HOLIDAY LESSONS: 

How to Make a Rack of Lamb

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COOKING TECHNIQUES:

How to Sauté

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HOLIDAY COOKING:

How to Make Duck Breast

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COOKING TECHNIQUES:

How to Braise

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